Author: Frank Rizzo

You’ve said it yourself a million times: People Are Stupid. Well now there’s a medication that helps stupid people become, well, significantly less stupid. From Pharmfaux Labs comes Stupido™ (Stupedous Farfetchedneous) is the newly FDA approved once a day pill that strengthens the simple cognitive brain functioning skills of everyday people, you know, for those of us who aren’t exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer. Their tag lines says, “While It Won’t Improve Your IQ, You Might Remember Where Your Car Keys Are.” In some university somewhere, a study of 500 people was conducted that asked, simple random...