Born Tiberius Soliloquy Chardnutz, he’s simply known to the world as Cratchit, much to the delight of the counter people at the DMV. Hailing from the old coal mining town of Lancashire, in the United Kingdom, he left for the United States at age ten when his father found a job at the Lynchburg, Tennessee home of a famous bourbon distillery. Cratchit swept floors there as a young teen and was paid fifths. He crafted his writing style after school, in front of the fireplace while simultaneously helping his mom run numbers and a successful bookmaking operation. Cratchit is a chucker for a local cricket team he formed, although they are the only team, I mean, hey, it’s Tennessee. He passes the time while watching reruns of Saved by the Bell.
